selected nerd accoutrements deployed for today’s 000 talk

optimistic for the future

macan got hot?

the Mercedes-Benz S Class is supposed to set the standard.

plastics aside, the finish on this W223 S580e doesn’t come close.

wanna see boobs ?

“OTA updates bro, we swear bro”

wow, it's actually X now! I'm gonna stop checking notifs and messages here; find me at the same handle on insta or bsky

there's a man on this flight whose entire desktop is completely tiled with files, and he's just leaving the laptop sitting open & idle with all of them on display.

there are dozens? hundreds? of icons.
i am distressed. mr 5C, truly — you don't have to live like this.

The photo I've told so many of you about.

Growing up, dad explained that he'd chosen #69 so that people could still read it if he rolled over.

I believed that for entirely too many years.

'Hey Elle, take this out and tell me which is sketchier: this or the [meth-injected] Volvo'

Nearly 100 guest drivers and only Kenneth's first incident. Gotta figure this diff situation out with them tomorrow (spun backward T6@TMP and didn't clutch), but the key offers will continue 💞

(sound on)

hehe, guess who’s responsible for one of the JLR PR guys buying a Porsche 🤭

same handle there