Locked out of my friggin guitar class killing myself now

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 A trip to the ER

Who else jerks off to pork and beans and you need to be honest here

listening...

Trying to act nonchalant listening to pork and beans and a guy told me he can hear it through my headphones im done man

Should I do this or is it too creepy

dennisanalexplosion 🐾🐶 beef strokinoff hi Dennis

I love eating oatmeal and imagining a beautiful Hispanic freak obsessed with Matt sharp making me sign over my trust fund

I love eating oatmeal

Oatmeal and getting fat and not doing homework and masturbating

Have a big fat crush on a boy In my class. Okay. Don’t even know his name . Okay

Someone motivate me to shower

i have a huge crush on rivers cuomo oh my god i love weezer i love rivers' voice his writing his cute face aaahhh i've never had a celebrity crush before i became so interested in weezer this is so thrilling

If i were actually British that would be rlly funny i would stroke my dick and stuff and the moans would probs be rlly funny. Idk . Juts a thought

Cant hear out of my left ear

What shirt do I wear WAH!

coffee n protein bar #killingmyself #slowly

Wore the same shirt I did on Monday wow im innovative

Lynn strait is the only man ever sorry