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Me @ the queer konpa social

when ppl ask me what I've been doing over the years it's like idk... having fun .. playing ...

Good morning twitter

At Sephora today, this guy came in to buy gifts for his wife (gift basket). He told the worker how he sneaked into her makeup to take pics of them so he knows the shades & he said "she always complain about taking her makeup off at the end of day, how can i make that easier"🥹

I can’t lie to any of you, I never check the calorie count of anything. I do not care. I will never care.

I don’t remove spider webs from my porch. That’s protection. I don’t get upset when my GPS reroutes me. That’s protection. I recover quickly when someone rejects me. That’s protection.

Healing can look like anything. For instance I’m about to do something insane.

I love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

This mushroom just broke the world record for the biggest psychedelic mushroom ever grown !!!!!! My buddy grew this. Weighed in at over 1500 grams !!! Previous world record was at 1200+ grams

Food is great, but food shared with family taste and feels so much better.

AIDS, crack/heroin, and mass incarceration and I do not feel like we collectively understand the magnitude of the loss and how yes we are absolutely still navigating the weight of that absence

One bound Da!sy

do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared. do it scared.

📍 yai & toya's cuisine smothered turkey wings + gravy, maple lamb chops, crabcake egg rolls, honey butter cornbread muffins

at the end of the corn maze there was this house

Do i freak you out my love

FUCK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU! AND WE WILL ALL BE MAKING IT!!!!! I WILL DRAG YOU WITH ME IF I HAVE TO!!! THINGS WILL! GET BETTER!! BECAUSE I FUCKING!!!!SAID SOO!!!!!!