CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX:

Me as an owl: Hooooo… the fuck is this guy

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Prediction: If Vice President JD Vance beats Donald J. Trump porn categories are about to get quite the glow up.

Shakespeare: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet Sinwar: I’m Sinwar Shakespeare: I stand corrected

Love that Venmo can freeze my acct for 10 days with no warning when I reported fraud so I can’t even transfer my $ to my bank or access my $ when people pay me through Venmo. And Venmo Support does nothing but “apologize for the inconvenience. How scripted. Assholez

An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government. DOGE is not a real government agency. DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions. DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law. DOGE’s conduct cannot be

Bob Costas on Trump: "He is by far the most disgraceful figure in modern presidential history. You have to be in a toxic cult to believe that Trump has ever been emotionally, psychologically, intellectually, or ethically fit to be POTUS." * (2024)

BREAKING: Trump just signed an executive order declaring that only he can decide “what the law is.” A full-blown power grab wrapped in authoritarian cosplay. This isn’t how the Constitution works. The courts exist for a reason, but Trump is out here acting like a king with a

IDENTIFIED: Michael Lasater, a Missouri Proud Boy. I'm still working on the person on the right, but I know her name is Taylor and she lives in the Missouri area.

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The rich are now eating the rich.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the ocean needs a pool.

Complete and total psychopath says what?

We should clean the Statue of Liberty and unveil its shiny color on July 4th next year for the 250th anniversary of American independence 🇺🇸

Seems like a missed opportunity to not call them the Epstein Pedo-Files, no?

Anonymous

You’re best friends with a pedophile for 10 years ONE TIME, and the world never forgets it

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Motion to change The White House to The Whitest House