Pick a number! Any Number! So long as that number is between 1 and 100!

“You can hug me til I scream If it's only in a dream But please don't touch me” (I will hug people but I really love my personal bubble)

She looks so stunning! Slaying in Self-Portrait (Link to dress: self-portrait.com/products/rs26-…)

Please Voltaire, I’m trying to give you money. And lots of it. Just let me check out with Hilary Duff tickets. Any category and quantity! Just let me check out 😭

Getting Taylor Swift tickets wasn’t even half this hard. The fuck—

They’re for real dropping one single GA ticket every three minutes on this godforsaken ticketing site. This is hell.

Letting tech people touch the arts has to be one of the worst mistakes humanity has made. They have such deep contempt for creativity, ownership, and shared experiences. Life itself is an enemy. They will strangle every industry to death to have each cough up an extra dollar.

My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️ infinitetweet.me/interaction-ci…

Mostly friends, and then the direct evidence of my Hannah tweets leaving containment… Who are those people?!?!

THEYRE RELEASING MAMMA MIA FUNKOS!!!!

Happy stylish but illegal monkey in IKEA day to all those who observe

this tragic short story featuring ben affleck

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

I always loved the lore that Rob Reiner changed the ending of "When Harry Met Sally" after meeting and falling in love with his wife, Michele. It wouldn't have been the quintessential romantic comedy had it ended any other way. Love inspires, and happily ever afters are good.

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :(

Not the feet 🤮🤮🤮

Man I knew I should have stayed home when I woke up and my headache from yesterday hadn’t gone away (not sick, I just get headaches from pressure changes). But no, I had to be responsible and go in. 😩