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Another warm up comms dropped last night. I can't lie, making these videos again has got me well and truly in the mood for the new season. I didn't quite realise how much I had missed putting them together. If you haven't seen it yet, have a ganders below:

If we get Sesko, I can’t wait to sit back and watch yet another geordie meltdown 🤣

“Why would you sign for Man Utd? We have champions league football, Sandro Tonali, Bruno, Gordon, Hall, Tino, Botman, Eddie Howe. Wise up man. We are massive”

My forehead still has more gravitational pull than Newcastle have xoxo #MUFC

First draft of the United We Stand 360 cover by Stanley Chow We may add to it. Out v Arsenal. Price the same as last season. Ten issue subscriptions lasting the whole season now open for a week until next Tuesday. We mail everywhere. uwsonline.com/subscribe.php

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Newcastle trying to convince players to come to ST James’s Park..

Can’t be throwing second against the nuke 😅

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This has to be a lie. Geordie's will tell you we must have offered at least three times the wages they did or he wouldn't come 🙄

Hello Newcastle United it’s me again. Can you please tell me how Christian Ronaldo is getting on cleaning those boots and how many pies has Lionel Messi sold? Thanks lads, x back to me

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Morning reds 🇾🇪

If you ever feel stupid, just remember Mark Goldbridge said Patrick Bamford would be the first manager of the season to be sacked. This is despite the fact he’s actually a striker for Leeds United and has never managed a football club in his fucking life.

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Lego head really does make it too easy to take the piss out of everything he says, doesn’t he?