Anytime someone says anything like “I spoke my truth” I immediately stop listening because 9 times out of 10 their truth is dumb as shit.

Or “How I got in a gunfight with police”

Happy Birthday Uncle H

BREAKING: Rep. Tim Burchett calls for public executions for child predators.

What do you call 1 N on the moon? A problem What do you call 2 N’s on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the N’s on the moon? Problem solved.

So I was eating out my Grandma last night. She tasted like horse semen. That’s probably what killed her. 😂

*inhales* *exhales* What if the light at the end of the tunnel people see in near death experiences is actually the delivery room lights on the other end where we’re born into our next life?

Hear me out. Bob Ross invented ASMR

*sigh* We all saw this coming. It’s gonna be another long “summer of love” this year.

This won’t end well for the protesters. 😂😂😂😂😂

Today is the anniversary of Tim McVeigh’s execution.

😂😂😂

This.

😂😂😂

Anyone else spending the evening loading magazines just in case No Kings Day turns into Devils Night and we get to have fun?

I really think Cousin Danny should be in the next season of Tires Shane Gillis

This guy gets it!