Written by the person I always get stuck sitting next to on a plane

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

THIS. My complex migraines quite literally mimic the symptoms of a stroke/aneurism and have sent me to the ER on numerous occasions (including Wednesday morning). Truly wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

This is how it feels to wear any body suit when you’re 6 feet tall

2 and i’m bringing up larsa

stop putting large bodies of important copy in all caps IM BEGGING YOU

me silently retweeting a rant on how expensive it is to be a part of someone’s wedding

Attempted to drink caffeine today for the first time in a year and a half and now I’m nauseous, have a pounding headache and can’t focus. So in conclusion—I’d rather be perpetually tired.

when you owe you wait til the last day 😭

I’m not tryna be dramatic but I think this might also be the best dressed draft ever.

To the men who claim they will teach their daughters to be strong, not be victims, my parents did the same. They modeled an equitable partnership, supported our autonomy, & refused to accept limitations for us. It didn't protect me or my sister bc women don't cause male abuse.

Miles Bridges still hooping btw

what's everyone having for lunch?

Things I've won this year:
1. Friends fantasy🏈 league
2. Old work fantasy🏈 league
3. Work MM Women's Bracket
4. Friends MM Men's Bracket

Guess how many of these I had money on 😅

I will spend my entire life trying to bring back the Charlotte Sting, if need be. We need this team back. We need it.

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