Larry Vaughn (@amity_mayor) 's Twitter Profile
Larry Vaughn

@amity_mayor

The official Twitter account for Larry Vaughn, the mayor of Amity Island (est. 1690). Amity, as you know, means friendship.

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calendar_today20-06-2018 16:05:52

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Now, look, fellas. Let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish! And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!

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All right fellas, let's cut this ugly son of a bitch down before it stinks up the whole island. Harv, you and Carl take it out tomorrow and dump it in the drink.

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Sick vandalism. That is a deliberate mutilation of a public service message. Now, I want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns!

Sick vandalism. That is a deliberate mutilation of a public service message. Now, I want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns!
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We WILL be open for business. It's gonna be one of the best summers we've ever had! Now, if you fellas are concerned about the beaches, you do whatever you have to to make them safe. But those beaches WILL be open for this weekend!

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I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But as you can see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means friendship.