You'd never see the rip in my house because my mother would have sheets on her couches. You know, to prevent it from getting dirty ...

My FICO score has been increasing non stop. And for the most part, I don't care because it's a made up stupid thing. But it's still a little treat, that "congrats" email every month. Alas, my car is about to be fully paid up next month. I can sense the impending doom.

Thought this was Rapunzel lyric (sang to the Witch ofcos) that I forgot about for a second there

Just had the memory of my complete asshole of a compsci professor tell me I won't amount to much if I don't know the difference between C and C++ Right before she told me I got 119 out of 120 (next person in the class had 54). I just hope that dick is dead now.

Still think Idina and Kristin should do a 8 week stint with Death Becomes Her.

Thought this was Palladium Evita bootleg

Finally secured my Gypsy tickets. Mama I'm coming!

I have some very distressing news. Sophia has been pilfering cheese balls.

American remake of Vicious starring Stanley Tucci & Nathan Lane when?

me tryna remember if i actually said that or i’m being manipulated bc i have bad memory

Thought that was Lim Silvia

The thing about "it's Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve" is that God quite literally forbade Adam and Eve from having sex. Like, that is a core moral of the story. They were banished because they were horny. For all you know it was because He wanted them to be gay.

Phew 🤤

Jamie Llyod should do Fun Home. I'm not joking. (on a condition that a shirtless Bruce Bechdel ran over by a truck can't be in it)

how have I never seen this video of Chita Rivera doing Rose’s Turn before you call yourselves FRIENDS

Still mad that Kate Baldwin is not playing Mother in upcoming Ragtime revival

I am starting Project Runway for the first time. Attempted to watch S1 but the early 2000s reality TV just is not my thing. So we are doing S20, and I think I have a crush on most of this cast by now. Are designers meant to be this cute?

This feels like one of those really shortlived Microsoft products

good morning people in my phone

Thought this was Bianca del Rio