#dearintern years ago I was mass applying for jobs on my phone (pro tip: don't do that.) It wasn't until around the 50th application I realized I'd been attaching this picture instead of my resume

Keeping my diet on its toes by eating hummus with flaming hot cheetos. Are we healthy? Maybe. Stay woke.

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

Oh how the turn tables

The faux gay agenda: they're grooming our children! The real gay agenda: starve, swine.

Are we supposed to hate this? Because the queer demon is a vibe ✌️

Our father, who art a chicken, breaded be thy name

🚨#BREAKING: Mass Casualty Incident declared after city bus crashes into building With dozens of injuries 📌#Baltimore | #Maryland Currently numerous emergency departments and law enforcement agencies are on the scene at the location of a pronounced mass casualty incident in

Congratulations, everyone's trans now. Happy Pride.