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Writer. Hurricane. I have a monthly column called "The Hard Part" @TheCut Words in: NYT, Guardian, Washington Post, TODAY, etc Email: [email protected]

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3 weeks ago

A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog

A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog
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