One of my favorite things about this place is how I can go from a mild thirst trap, to showing off a salad, to casually mentioning a possible demon encounter—and y’all are just like “uh huh, go on”.

Gym braid’s giving Tomb Raider. Laptop’s shut. Happy weekend, friends.

You gotta go mini, though. I’m a fun mom, not an out of control mom.

It’s wild how I went from favoring the treadmill to now kind of dreading it instead of running outdoors, but due to childcare being in a gym it’s my best option. I don’t know why I’m dreading this speed workout so much, but I am. Trying to remember this is an act of love toward

One of the hardest doors to close is with a person who on paper is everything you want, but just doesn’t feel like home. It’s not always about seeking someone “better”, sometimes you’re just not home yet.

You can make spring rolls with a toddler. You can just do things.

I have a girl crush on Ilona Maher’s back. Good lord.

Strongly considering doing something super slutty rn. And by super slutty I mean getting out of this bed, going downstairs, pulling out my stand mixer, making some homemade chocolate chip cookies with milk chocolate and dark chocolate chips, deep cleaning the kitchen while they

No One: Absolutely No One: Me: My favorite way to drink water in the morning is with fresh squeezed lemon juice, himalayan pink salt, cayenne pepper, and muddled mint leaves. 🍃 🍋

I’m about an inch of hair growth away from having legit medieval peasant milkmaid braids. Once I do it’s so over for you wenches.

The below referenced braids.