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Amie Kuttruff

@amiekuttruff

she/her · dog mom · rock climber · knitter · violinist · computer person

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C-SPAN just gave me a Netflix-ish “are you still there?” pop up and I am DYING. Yes I’m still here, maybe give the pop up to the Congressional republican assholes challenging the electoral votes.

C-SPAN just gave me a Netflix-ish “are you still there?” pop up and I am DYING. Yes I’m still here, maybe give the pop up to the Congressional republican assholes challenging the electoral votes.
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Just gave an extreeeemely optimistic report at standup about all the things I'm going to do today, and so far I've spent 7 minutes staring at my ZZ plant while repeatedly lifting my coffee to my mouth only to realize that I finished it 30 minutes ago.

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I have refreshed the NYTimes homepage probably a hundred times today, expecting a result different from "Pelosi Threatens Impeachment if President Doesn’t Resign ‘Immediately’" and my mental health is suffering from it. Where is the progress bar on impeachment?

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#infosec Twitter: I have an old (2nd edition) copy of Bruce Schneier's 'Secrets and Lies: Digital Security in a Networked World.' Should I go out and buy the newest (15th edition) or will the 2004 version still be fundamentally relevant?

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Looking back on the simpler times of the beginning of the week, where my thoughts fixated on musings like: “I just told our 17 year old to stop asking me and use Google to figure out how our Instapot works. Does this make me Bean Dad?”

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Really wish I could go back in time and invest the study and emotional energy involved in being a Buffalo Bills fan so that I could ride this train of joy with them right now. Congrats!

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Weird, seemingly random, and impossibly adorable animal friends my wife and I bought for our tree this year — A Twitter Timeline cleanse for you while I take down our decorations:

Weird, seemingly random, and impossibly adorable animal friends my wife and I bought for our tree this year — A Twitter Timeline cleanse for you while I take down our decorations:
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Apparently State department 404 page resources live in a folder called `apology_objects` and that is how I'm going to label my fuck up assets from here on out.

Apparently State department 404 page resources live in a folder called `apology_objects` and that is how I'm going to label my fuck up assets from here on out.
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Browser blockers don't work for me w/r/t hiding things like Twitter during the work day. I need a pipeline full of steps like "have you eaten?" "did you update your Jira tickets?" "have you read something physical yet?" and only if the build is green, can I have the tweets ✅

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Saskia the Pup, sleeping atop her stuffed animal Mr. Hedgehog, amidst all the Will Smith / Chris Rock drama that just went down

Saskia the Pup, sleeping atop her stuffed animal Mr. Hedgehog, amidst all the Will Smith / Chris Rock drama that just went down
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Our sweet pup Saskia has an almost fawn-like quality with her tiny white spots on her butt and legs, floopy ears, and golden eyelashes. She's like a magical forest sprite. Smitten forever.

Our sweet pup Saskia has an almost fawn-like quality with her tiny white spots on her butt and legs, floopy ears, and golden eyelashes. She's like a magical forest sprite. Smitten forever.