C-SPAN just gave me a Netflix-ish “are you still there?” pop up and I am DYING. Yes I’m still here, maybe give the pop up to the Congressional republican assholes challenging the electoral votes.

Remember: When we didn't like the election results we furiously knit hats.

Just gave an extreeeemely optimistic report at standup about all the things I'm going to do today, and so far I've spent 7 minutes staring at my ZZ plant while repeatedly lifting my coffee to my mouth only to realize that I finished it 30 minutes ago.

I have refreshed the NYTimes homepage probably a hundred times today, expecting a result different from "Pelosi Threatens Impeachment if President Doesn’t Resign ‘Immediately’" and my mental health is suffering from it. Where is the progress bar on impeachment?

#infosec Twitter: I have an old (2nd edition) copy of Bruce Schneier's 'Secrets and Lies: Digital Security in a Networked World.' Should I go out and buy the newest (15th edition) or will the 2004 version still be fundamentally relevant?

Looking back on the simpler times of the beginning of the week, where my thoughts fixated on musings like: “I just told our 17 year old to stop asking me and use Google to figure out how our Instapot works. Does this make me Bean Dad?”

Really wish I could go back in time and invest the study and emotional energy involved in being a Buffalo Bills fan so that I could ride this train of joy with them right now. Congrats!

Weird, seemingly random, and impossibly adorable animal friends my wife and I bought for our tree this year — A Twitter Timeline cleanse for you while I take down our decorations:

Apparently State department 404 page resources live in a folder called `apology_objects` and that is how I'm going to label my fuck up assets from here on out.

Browser blockers don't work for me w/r/t hiding things like Twitter during the work day. I need a pipeline full of steps like "have you eaten?" "did you update your Jira tickets?" "have you read something physical yet?" and only if the build is green, can I have the tweets ✅

Saskia the Pup, sleeping atop her stuffed animal Mr. Hedgehog, amidst all the Will Smith / Chris Rock drama that just went down

Our sweet pup Saskia has an almost fawn-like quality with her tiny white spots on her butt and legs, floopy ears, and golden eyelashes. She's like a magical forest sprite. Smitten forever.