U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

R is our school's top English student. She got 9 at GCSE. She got A at AS. She is studious, precise, deeply thoughtful. She has just had her A Level grade reduced from A* to C, apparently just because she goes to a disadvantaged school. It might help if you liked her poem.

The paperback of #TheDilemma is published 2 weeks today! To celebrate, I have three signed copies to give away. To enter, just RT and follow me. UK and NI only. Closes Sunday Sept 6th at midnight. Good luck! hyperurl.co/DilemmaPB

UK GIVEAWAY Grace Is Gone is out in paperback today. Would you like to win a copy? For a chance to win: Be following me Like & RT Tag a friend *Ends Sunday, September 6th at 11.59pm pm

Readers get excited!!! I have FIVE PROOFS of the utterly beautiful #LenniAndMargot by Marianne Cronin to GIVEAWAY! It’s not out till next Feb so you could have the chance for an early read. RT and follow to enter. UK only. Ends 25/9/20 GO GO GO Thanks to Doubleday Books Alison Barrow

Good Thursday greetings. This delight #InFiveYears is out today in paperback. I absolutely LOVED it when I read it earlier this year. Quercus Books have given me FIVE paperback copies to *GIVEAWAY* RT and follow. Ends 2/10 8pm.

As part of #BookshopDay we’re giving away a hamper filled with books! Follow, retweet and include your favourite book-related literary quotation in the comments. This is UK only and the competition ends midnight tonight (3rd October)! 📚👍

I promised a #bookgiveaway & seeing as it’s all a bit doom & gloom, local restrictions coming back in, cinemas closing etc, here’s a “bit of something for everyone” #giveaway! Follow & RT by midnight Friday 16 October to enter. UK only. Good luck! 📚

I've read quite a few meh books lately but THIS ONE has just turned things around. The Push by Ashley Audrain. SO gripping, I lovedddd it. One to look out for early next year. 👏👏 Penguin Michael Joseph Penguin Books UK

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I wanted to support Bluemoose Books but I’ve got enough books of my own, so I bought some for you lot! To enter: 💫 Follow me 💫 RT this tweet 💫 Comment below which book you’d like I’ll pick 4 winners (1 of each book). UK only. Entries close midnight 31 January. Good luck! 🙌🏻

Hooray, we've reached 8,000 followers! 🎉 🎊 To celebrate, we're giving one person the chance to win EIGHT Raven books, including upcoming thrillers #GreenwichPark and #IKnowWhatISaw. Simply RT to enter! T&Cs: bit.ly/2N72EWW UK only, 18+, closes 12 Feb 12pm

The copywriter trying to get a word in when everyone’s discussing copy in the creative review #CopywritersUnite

Happy London Marathon ballot rejection day to all those who celebrate 🥳

How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025

VERY invested in #wayward atm. Everything is so creeeeeepy I absolutely love it.

WFH is great until the internet just ceases to exist 😳

Don't want to ruin it for anyone but here are the odds on this year's winner... #CelebrityTraitors oddspedia.com/insights/featu… [spoilers enclosed, because yea I am psychic 🔮]

fella in the shop by me hates nothing more than you using the evri parcel point he chose to have in his shop

Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work.