Hope my DoorDasher doesn't judge me for ordering alcohol and ice cream on a Wednesday night.

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I don’t have hobbies I have ominous energy and nefarious plans

Sometimes I hesitate to tell dating app matches I write fanfiction. Mostly I say "fuck that" and do it anyway.

Did you guys know birth control treats ADHD symptoms in women? Which explains how when I stopped it I suddenly had so many symptoms and got a proper diagnosis.

I'm so ashamed of Missouri right now.

Tinder randomly suspended my account. Which is whatever, but I'm curious as to why.

If you see this tweet, qt with the most recent photo of your pet.

Watching Saiyuki Reload and drinking beer. What a good night.

Without saying your age, who was your first celebrity crush?

I want to be stable with some extra money so I can randomly give money to people in need. And I don't mean charities, because I'm genuinely suspicious of most. I mean mutual aid requests.

Hey Amtrak can y’all put some damn pads and tampons on the freaking trains? I know y’all budget is tight but I’m sure you’d rather spend it on sanitary products than having to bleach or replace the seats because we bled through them. Train trip 3 days 2 nights NO PADS or TAMPONS

Dylan Mulvaney did a kitchenaid ad if anyone sees conservatives throwing out their kitchen aid stand mixers plz grab that shit I need one 🤣🤣🤣

My car is squeaking/squealing, which is generally Not Good.

My dorky design game says support drag queens.