don’t know how much longer I can take of furlough life, watching day time telly and drinking cuppas just isn’t cutting it anymore

People who eat maccies curry dip aren’t for me

I’m the laziest hardest worker, you’ll ever meet.

Anyone else just feel so suffocated in this lockdown I literally feel like crying 24/7

how mentally draining have the past few months been

can’t be the only one with major anxiety about being able to go out again, why am I scared

Honestly though has someone robbed my bank account because surely I haven’t spent as much as I have

Crying real tears at love island stop it man #loveisland

Still have parklife and stuff coming up but omg I’m so excited for Halloween Christmas time I’m so ready to just be cosy

If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have none at all couldn’t write this weekend

I enjoy spending money. I have accepted that buying things brings me great joy and I can’t compromise on that.

how the fuck iv dodged covid recently i do not know. im solid as fuck

Thought I was laughing moving to Australia when they are going into their summer, jokes on me because they having a wet summer this year lol

“Not me manager tellin is I need to get me own dick and stop sharing with nicky” - amelia shilling, 2022

Get a grip, funny

See so many tweets saying “why is everyone moving to Australia”. It’s nicer weather, I earn double what I did in England and everyone’s so nice. Best thing I’ve ever done 😅

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and Amelia is sprawled out on my sofa watching Formula1 - bit homophobic if you ask me #FakeAlly

"p" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there

Everything I said about getting a car not being a priority I take back, I’m on a bus with the man behind me flemming into a plastic bag and the one next to me smelling like he’s been working down the fish quay I can not