crush def muted me! posted an IG story 7 min ago and they still haven’t seen it

Survivor 50 is gonna go crazy

every musical about being stuck in a story

ordered a gross beverage so everyone at the cafe will want to follow me on substack

#NewProfilePic

fav thing to watch on Netflix is myself scrolling the catalogue for 1 hour and then going to bed

Are you a school girl or are you getting schooled girl?

tough day at work fire reacting to slack messages

listening to THE Miley Cyrus album

Have an early flight tomorrow so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room

I want them to fight in a ring

I’m sorry for telling you I’m sober curious and then drinking 7 vodka crans at your birthday party.

when is The Cut gonna release a think piece called "In Defense of Being a Huge Bitch for No Reason"

The Parent Trap was my favorite movie as a kid because the script and actors were exquisite- it had NOTHING to do with being a child of divorce!

I could get off antidepressants if only time allowed for an 8 hour morning routine

had a hump day açaí bowl that is gonna fix everything

one time I went on a 9-day solo vegan yoga retreat to find myself and all I learned was that steak can be banana based

my extended family thinks life in New York consists of me waking up and killing time before seeing Wicked: The Musical everyday.

sometimes I’ll be talking with a girl, feeling normal and then she’ll be like “my husband..” and I’m like what the hell are u safe

summer is already being such a movie