if you don't respect women you will just get so incredibly sick. i cannot describe it. it's indescribable. i tell you for your health respect these people

"You better start a-walkin, babe..." [Smiling parents help a baby take its first steps in adult-sized shoes. Everybody smiling and laughing] Narrator: Saving takes miles, but it *doesn't* have to take years. With Lloyds's new savings account, start walking today

he's ubu as a roi

"Cassie hugged an older brother – the big Aryan ape with the TED talk and the watercolours. Her hair was still a glitter-paste of glass and sweat from the police raid. I hated watching her emote." new short story, 'cassie', up at action spectacle ! action-spectacle.com/winter-2025-pa…

tomorrow new writing from Matthew Spencer mimi ✧✦✧✦✧ B.R. Yeager in KEEP PLANNING

rlly proud to be featured in the debut issue of david c. porter (keep planning)'s new lit journal KEEP PLANNING, alongside great company - my first !!poetry!! publication in years & years, check it out

maybe its like casy said, a fella aint got no soul of his own—only a piece of a bigger one. so it dont matter. so whenever someone cant chill at a gallery opening, ill be there. whenever someones rilly awkwardly flushed in the background of a photo at a book launch—ill be there

online is so good

bi women who talk about their 'golden retriever boyfriends' are so funny. like no you don't understand it's still queer bc i fundamentally don't respect him

elderly chinese guy who works in the warehouse at my work ran into me in the corridor and said "hello amelia! [mimes getting something in his earpiece] oh? what's this? amelia has been elected prime minister of australia? no? oh! i guess this must be - fake news... damn!"

texas hold me

learning

oh yeah nah she's not a digital native so it's not easy for her like it is for us. nah yeah she's part of the meatspace diaspora.

every egirl theorytweeter of decent size has a like 84-year-old dude with 17 followers who types like a poorly OCR'd lacan transcript who replies to all their posts playing a totally opaque wittgensteinian word game against himself. and he's way cooler than them

me and the boys are swiping to reply to each other's messages when there aren't even other messages in the chat we could be replying to. just a sign of love

date told me their friend once had a handsfree orgasm from standing too close to the speakers at a bon iver concert

just got a vasectomy at off ya tree for $30. honestly not bad