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Just to prove I am definitely still writing a thing 😉 and also because there’s nothing more fun to write than snark.

Finally picked up my writing stuff from the old place. Now to turn all this gibberish into some proper novels (there’s 5 books hidden here). Wish me luck!

Casually strolling back onto Twitter after only tweeting drunken Eurovision commentary for 2022 because my writer’s block is cured and Santa is bringing me a new laptop ❤️

Turns out I’m plotting this #WIP and it’s actually so satisfying. Pantsing was leading to poor narrative decisions. #amwriting

Decided the working title for my #wip is going to be ‘All’s Well that Ends Well’. We’re going from 80s song references to straight up irony 👌

Sometimes novel prep is watching an obscure french television movie from the early 2000s.

Ever look at Elf on the Shelf and wonder why it doesn’t have its own horror franchise yet? It’s blatantly a sharp object away from being a serial killer.

Plotting out Book 2 of my trilogy and honestly, it’s making A Little Life seem chipper.

Never trust anyone who thinks there’s less than two Marleys in a Christmas Carol.

Anyone got any good cures for writer’s block? Asking for a friend.