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Ame Dyckman✨ Scholastic Simon Kids S&S EducationLibrary Saw these guys at ALA

The bunnies Are chomping The clover SO hard I won’t Go outside In green socks

JUST DAYS ’til the 🎂#BookBirthday🎂 of: BAT, CAT & RAT #4: 🍂🎃A GREAT FALL🎃🍂 📝 by me 🎨 by #MarkTeague Beach Lane Books, Simon Kids! 🦇, 🐈, and 🐀: Rake leaves 🍂🍁🪾 Play a l’il prank 😈😂 Pick pumpkins 🎃 Make costumes 🧵🪡 MORE! ❤️ Everywhere ⭐️7/15/25!⭐️ #kidlit

Nature is Amazing ☘️ This is Henry, a Nile Crocodile. It is reported to be the oldest known croc in the world, born in 1900.

THANKS SO MUCH for the (🏆!) #BookLove for our BAT, CAT & RAT, Tammy📚 and CJ🎸! 😊! We appreciate it! 😊! Hope everyone ❤️s our new A GREAT FALL! ❤️🦇🐈🐀🍂🍁🎃! #MarkTeague Simon Kids #kidlit

Today I learned that little tiny bat pacifiers exist.

🎉📖🎂! HAPPY #BOOKBIRTHDAY to: BAT, CAT & RAT #4: 🍂🎃A GREAT FALL🎃🍂 📝 by me 🎨 by #MarkTeague Beach Lane Books, Simon Kids! In 3 1/2 short stories, 🦇, 🐈, & 🐀: Rake leaves 🍂🍁 Play a l’il prank 😈😂 Pick pumpkins 🎃 Make costumes🧵🪡 MORE! Everywhere TODAY! #kidlit

My book TINY T. REX AND THE FIRST-DAY OOPSIES (illus. by Jay Fleck) is out! I’m grateful for everyone’s support & for my amazing team at Chronicle Kids ! This one is for all the amazing teachers out there who help(ed) kids like me grow & learn w/ every oopsie. Thank you! 💚

YAY! 🎉! THANKS SO MUCH for the review ❤️, Rinda Beach! 😊! SO HAPPY you and your grandkiddo are enjoying our BAT, CAT & RAT series! ⭐️🦇🐈🐀⭐️! #MarkTeague Simon Kids #kidlit

a new Ame Dyckman book is out! Which is always a good thing. More joy in the world 🙌🏼✨

Bought a container of: “BABY SPINACH” but the leaves are HUGE! ME: “This isn’t baby spinach. It’s TEENAGE spinach! This leaf is taller than its mother and has a wispy mustache!”

We’re in a pizza place and a little girl just came in with her mom. The little girl ran into the middle of the restaurant and yelled: “I DON’T WANT A PIZZA!” and then they both left.

I just dropped and 💥broke💥 a little colored bowl from a set—and it was my FAVORITE! ME: “OH, NOOO! Not Bright Yellow Bowl! I love Bright Yellow Bowl! Why not Boring Beige Bowl? I hate that one!” 😅😂😂😂!

Husband Guy’s relatives have horses. When speaking of his relatives, I always say: “They’re horse people.” And then I follow it up with: “I mean, they OWN horses. They’re not, like, CENTAURS.” Husband Guy says this last part isn’t necessary, but I don’t agree.

PUPPY APPLICATION: Do you smoke? ME: I don’t smoke. And I don’t want my puppy to smoke, either. ***** (I’m not gonna get approved for this, am I? 😅!)

Can YOU guess what happens NEXT? 😈😂😂😂! See if you’re right in the BRAND-NEW: BAT, CAT & RAT #4: 🍂🎃🍁A GREAT FALL🍁🎃🍂 📝 by me! 🎨 by #MarkTeague Beach Lane Books, Simon Kids! Everywhere you ❤️ to buy or borrow books! #kidlit #Fall #BackToSchool

The Kid’s bestie came over. We started watching THE HOBBIT. Her bestie had somehow never seen THE HOBBIT before. Enter Bilbo Baggins. BESTIE: “Um… You guys? What’s up with his feet?!” ME: “Hobbits have big, hairy feet.” THE KID TO BESTIE: “OMGS! I forgot YOU HATE FEET!”

Pebble of the day 🩵

Today I saw a cool vintage metal sign that says: PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE We don’t have a gate, but I might get the sign anyway just to make people look for the gate they forgot to close. 😈😂!

Got cut off by a driver who wasn’t paying attention. He was in a Ford Focus.