Me to my pets the moment I walk in the door

In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness

The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995)

Love Letter

hug by checksy

it’s officially run through a castle in a nightgown season

this is what the future was supposed to be like

I was just dragging my furniture trying to move it and it straight up sounded like Jazz music

Booked and busy and I freaking hate it lmfao I want to do nothing forever

I love interviewing people lmfao it feels like an episode of a sitcom I can’t explain it

Yes I convinced my friends to get matching skeleton onesies for our trip and yes they thought it was lame at first

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Me on a architecture tour alone when the tour guide mentioned trump’s building

Yeah so this weekend I accidentally bumped into a guy robbing a vintage shop & said “oh I’m sorry excuse me” as he was on his way out then I realized what was happening when I turned around & everyone’s eyes were like 👀 so yeah I am the least observant person you’ll ever meet

I miss her already

Bro, keep that shit unbeknownst to me,

I’ve always thought it was cool that Google maps lets you know when a speed trap is coming up because that’s v FTP- and I wonder how they know and if there’s anyway we could incorporate ice alerts

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife