Googling jobs for people who feel not one sense of purpose on this earth if they go more than ~6 months without partaking in literary academia (spoiler alert the answer is more academia)

melancholy

All I truly seek in life is a permanent residence with a massive trellis enveloped in wisteria.

I’m crossing the country to get to the gig for mental health reasons.

Baccarat rouge 540 vape

Terminal lick the bag disease

nothing but nautical folklore

Sending dystopia lyrics to ChatGPT

The expensive collagen supplement that doesn’t even taste good to just eating raspberry jello pipeline

CHAT GPT IS A SWERF

upon finishing fleabag for the first time I immediately went and waxed multiple parts of myself in the bathroom to cope. treat pain with pain.

Got a hot little third degree hot girl burn from trying to hard wax my face which is my visceral reaction to fleabag circling back and laughing in my face

Squishmallow ass havin’ boyfriend

Bonnie Prince Bing Bong

Today I learned there’s a difference between title fight and turnstile

Recently I learned there’s a difference between pissed jeans, dad jeans, and mean jeans

Tenacious d, flight of the concords, ween, and there might be giants is all the same band to me.

I’m sorry to all of your dads about Jimmy buffet he was like alex g to them it seems