It is time to settle this: Republic or Empire?

This is my swing coach.

Me watching the rando I got paired with take a breakfast ball:

“We got no birdies. We got no pars… our clubs HEADS ARE FALLING OFF”

If you’re gonna start a war in the Middle East, the least you could do is lace one down the middle so I know I’m not going to die for some third rate hacker.

"I don't hit half of you half as well as I should like, and I hit less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"

how the snowman looks at me after i put him on my scorecard...

Me after 4-putting:

When you need a birdie on 18 to break 80 for the first time:

“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to play cavity backs.”

When golf bro brings his rangefinder to work:

arbeit macht foid

4 iron, drawn, not cut.

Unbelievable

“Why are all your golf balls number 88?”

When you're flushing the driver:

Pearl from the coal plant

When I save par from 12 feet:

If Lycurgus was Italian: