real twitter bitches don’t care even if we get 0 likes. this is a big ass diary wtf 😂😂

I define feel the most friendliest when Im getting drunk lmaoo catch me by drink #2

I love Nola with all my heart💜💛

When is Adele playing at the Hollywood bowl again? Because I need to see her there before I die😩

Rox makes the best margarita I will ever drink in my life. She’s my lil margarita secret go to👌

Fiesta ain’t shit anyways

My problem is I even wanna show off my pedicure in the rain

Lmao waited all day to leave home to go to Austin because of the rain, just to find out it hasn’t rained in Austin at all. How nice

Why is the Astros coach still the Astros coach??????

I was responsible for dessert for today’s Mother’s Day and I bought Laika cheesecake, I love these mothers bc that was expensive!

I just play dumb I really be knowing.

Omg yall some woman almost got kidnapped at the target in selma earlier today, guy was tackled and held till the police showed up. WOMEN PLEASE BE SO AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS. Not that it’s your responsibility but now a new liability put on us😞

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise

Fuck diddy, fuck his sons , fuck bad boy as a staff, record label, and as a motherfuckin' crew and if you wanna be down with bad boy then fuck you too.

I asked on fb why on earth would a teen want to steal a handicap cart and ride it around town (bc they got a felony charge) and apparently all these country ass teens been doing it😂

I love talking shit to my old hs teachers that hated me LOL

life got so serious i stopped doing my british accent

John showed me one of his favorite songs off of his video game and y’all I got a raver baby🤪👾

At da end of the day im blessed..

Just realized I can go to the Amex lounge in airports. I like that shit