Did Rick and Michonne just forget they had a son #TheOnesWhoLive

I’m wearing an *NSYNC shirt, and someone asked me to name three songs, and I couldn’t. 😔

Amber: we have to get to a safe place

In response to realizing we have travelled back in time coming to Mississippi

I went to bed at 8:30 and woke up to find out anyone without kids will owe taxes this year and for the next few years. No more tax refunds for the little guy! Just the mere idea of a tax break is a f**king joke. I’m going back to sleep, so please wake me up in 2028.

There is no war or religion or any excuse worth killing children over. I can’t believe the pro-life assholes are silent when a child is being killed every ten minutes in Gaza. I’ve been disappointed in America for a long time, but not like this.

Sorry I stopped texting you mid conversation and a few hours later sent a screenshot that wasn’t relevant to the previous conversation.

Hey Julie Plec, if you’re trying to feel old today, our little Chloe Dawn is 30!! 😭 how wonderful it’s been to watch her grow!

You know it’s about to be a good concert when the people around you put earplugs in.

I bent over to put something away, and my husband said, “damn girl, that ass. I could live in there, you know what I mean?” No, I don’t. Please explain.

Flying out Sunday for an eight-day trip around Europe and taking my husband to see his favorite band, Allo Darlin'! I’ve listened to them for so many years; I’m excited, too!

Me: “Hey, Margo, do you wanna snorkel with manatees?”

Margo: “I can’t see underwater”

In honor of the most sensational
Inspirational, & celebrational regular season...

THE 2023 BRAVES AS MEMBERS OF THE MUPPETS

***a thread***

The way some of y’all talk about resting in the arms of Jesus, you’d think everyone gets a Jesus

Saw X is just a documentary about changing the name of this app

I ordered something that didn’t fit, and I emailed about a refund, and they said, “have you considered gifting it to a friend or family member?” I don’t want to be here anymore.

Not my TikTok blowing up with many notifications for a comment I left on a Sister Wives video.

THE NEW MESSIAH 😂 #DarylDixon

If there’s a Guinness World Record for the most owned gas station rap CDs, I promise my husband would hold that title

I’m married and will just spend the money lol like what

I’m rewatching #StrangerThings , and the biggest disservice this show did was not bring back Mr. Clarke. Also, Mike and Will's dads shouldn’t exist on the show. Okay, that’s all for now.