This is all Rob Manfred's fault. Expanding the playoffs so a bunch of legally drunk doe eyed limpdick dudes can tumble ass over elbows backwards into the postseason. And for what?

Just make hits

Wait…the Padres have a Motorola patch on their jerseys???? 🤔

Bro

I still say this is Gargamel.

We sold this game. We just got lucky that we didn’t give up more runs tbh.

This is 🤌🏽💯

Just gonna say…my work day was so fucked that this Braves game was the least stressful part of my day. So there’s that. 😭

I am screaming

can costumes on sale now. Repost this for a chance to win one.

Full Houdini is the name of my new alt-rock band.

Andruw Jones stats getting dropped everywhere.

Tell me you’re a conservative without telling me you’re a conservative.

Why does it feel so good to just sit in the car for a couple minutes when you get home?

The Count of Monte Cristo

Wow, okay.

Bro, what is this game plan? What is offense?

Dodgers fans have always been so classy. I, for one, am shocked. 😅

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The face I make when I hear John Smoltz speak…