Joshua - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@amazonfcjoshua) 's Twitter Profile
Joshua - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦

@amazonfcjoshua

Hungry Amazonian. Live in my car. My interests are pissing in bottles to avoid getting fired.

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listen, i don't want to tell democrats how to run a fair election, but this is not how you run a fair election and i really wanted to tell democrats that.

listen, i don't want to tell democrats how to run a fair election, but this is not how you run a fair election and i really wanted to tell democrats that.
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#FixedHeadline: evangelicals hate poor people. and gay people. and black people. and brown... you know what? they just hate everyone exert for white baby jesus.

#FixedHeadline: evangelicals hate poor people. and gay people. and black people. and brown... you know what? they just hate everyone exert for white baby jesus.
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ME: why won't you dump your boyfriend and date a good guy like me? he's a bastard who doesn't treat you right and i am so good. HER: you're literally punching a puppy right now

ME: why won't you dump your boyfriend and date a good guy like me? he's a bastard who doesn't treat you right and i am so good.

HER: you're literally punching a puppy right now
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just reminding everyone that some dogs are police officers yet they don't get a badge and gun but they wouldn't shoot an unarmed black man! life just isn't fair.

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oh good. they're bringing back the straight pill. definitely something that is helpful for dumb pastors who are ashamed of their gay children.

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Hi everyone! Just using this video to remind everyone that Amazon is hell on earth and for it to be allowed is some sort of divine punishment. Hope this helps! youtu.be/d9m7d07k22A

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Hey everyone. Thanks for bringing this to our attention. If Jeff Bezos could, he wouldn't pay us at all but instead keep us barely fed and house us without privacy in a desperate warehouse beside the FC. I hope this helps.