Our favorite thing about airplanes is that they feel like airplanes ✈️

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Happy bday to me

Uvalde, Texas, USA.

University in California did a comprehensive study of school/mass/spree shooters of all ages & found that the common link between them ALL is a vehement hatred of women (80% had a history of domestic violence). Most killed a female relative/gf/wife immediately prior to the event

See you tonight 🥰

why has there been an abundance of spiders when I’m showering

As It Was. April 1.

#NewProfilePic

another day of failed wordle

I hate the LIRR for having signal issues at 1 am last night

every night

Wordle 243 X/6

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Today is not my day.

paper straws should be illegal I can’t even finish a smoothie

I want to tweet more but idk what to tweet kristina ◡̈ teach me to be Twitter active

Holy fucking shit

This is Chevy. He doesn’t mind the colder weather because he gets to wear his hoodie. It’s very cozy. 13/10

Ugh.

And now some dickwad just tried to hack my Twitter it’s a hell no from me

Have had the new iPhone for less than 24 hours and the amount of times I’ve tried to unlock my phone with my finger cannot be counted