Happy Monday to the Mighty Marmalade motor mouth

(Amanda) I sat on Uncle Mick's lap again yesterday. Betty says he is my new BFF. I have no idea what she means, does it make sense to you? Anyway, I'm enjoying making new friends and I want to keep it up. I might become as friendly as Robert and Barbs one day.

The bins are massive and meownself is only small! Nonetheless, I am out in the sunshine today, lending a paw to squash the rubbish down so the lids will lock – Biffa are due any moment. #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter

When someone refers to you as a ‘Binfluencer’ and the FC is still chortling at you

Say what you like about Banksy, but with these two pictures, he's managed to sum up the attitude of 'British democracy' to free speech when it comes to Israel and the genocide in Gaza. Trotsky once said that art must tell the truth. I'd say he's met that standard.

50 years of Bohemian Rhapsody at #LastNightOfTheProms Amazing. What a sound! What a moment. Bravo Queen Brian & Roger et al and thank you #FreddieMercury BBC Proms BBC One Goosebumps 🤍 #Queen

05:00 breakfast call then back to bed for the garden goblin

Celebrity spin-offs often don’t work but this has been absolute gold right from the off & worth every single penny of the licence fee. The added nuances the celebrity dynamic brings to the game are utterly fabulous #CelebrityTraitors

(Maurine) Do you mind if I tell you a bit about myself? I wandered into the allotments about a month ago and I really like it here. I've learned that Colin feeds Janet and Amanda so I make sure he sees me and feeds me too. I haven't gone too close to him yet but he seems okay

Orangutangs are so sweet

I have created a little song to cheer up the FC -it goes a little bit like this If you’re happy and you know it Feed your cat -Repeat - if you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it Feed your cat And so forth …..🎵 Sing it loud, sing it proud On repeat

🚨📸 PICTURED: The LNER train driver praised as a hero for keeping the train running to Huntingdon has been named as Iraq War veteran Andrew Johnson Johnson spent 17 years in the Royal Navy and was deployed to Iraq in 2003 before becoming a train driver in 2018

Sometimes Sundays can feel a little heavy, so here’s a soothing montage of meownself enjoying some top-tier horizontal life pauses, to warm your whiskers and your heart.

everyone better come through for balvinder next week. if you're upset about them constantly in the DO, then vote for them! #StrictlyComeDancing

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✅ CLEARED: Trains are no longer affected following the failure of the electrical supply at #Swanley 🕑 If you were delayed by 15 minutes or more, please claim delay repay: spkl.io/6010Abu5Q

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(Maurine) Betty thought you might like a little update from me, so here goes.... I've settled down really well. Sammy put an igloo next to her greenhouse and I've been sleeping there at night. I think she will put it inside the shed soon. She gives me food there but I am still

Night night sweet dreamies Don't let someone who did you wrong make you think there's something wrong with you. Don't devalue yourself because they didn't value you. Know your worth even if they don't. #CatsOfTwitter

The maid prepares The Garden Gremlins bed whilst he has his milk