"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

me sitting with my laptop open and credit card ready like i don’t know what im about to purchase at 12:12 but im going to be giving taylor swift money im sure

It’s getting orange . . .

track 5 is called eldest daughter

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

no one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he's a good person

suddenly being shady isn’t so “brat” anymore? wonder what happened

i supported taylor swift when i thought she wrote a diss track about charli xcx unprovoked

help diss tracks are always funny then suddenly everyone has morals when taylor gets involved😭😭😭😭

oh wow, read this one

the whiny folkmore only stans would never survive a car ride with me and just hitting shuffle on taylor’s discography

WHOSE PORTRAIT’S ON THE MANTLE? WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS? MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS, AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELLED. I WAS YOUR FATHER FIGURE, YOU PULLED THE WRONG TRIGGER. THIS EMPIRE BELONGS TO ME. LEAVE IT WITH ME.

happy (official) 50th snl i love this little show

SNL premiered 50 years ago today!

theyre so cute im gonna throw up

GOOD MORNING BREAKFAST IS SERVED

Jordan’s Freestyle is going in the freestyle hall of fame FOR REALLLLL #DWTS

This right here is Ariana Grande's Oscar