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Culture Crave 🍿 Users: "this app is negative and promotes hate speech" Elon: "that's free speech!" Elon gets insulted on Twitter.. *Changes everything*

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

U don’t need a tiktok replacement when we got the Subway™️ app. I be on there goin crazy. Sandwiches straight off the top of the dome. Chipotle pepperoni tuna melt. Sweet onion BLT. Toasted. U don’t even gotta order the shit.

How I’m moving after hitting the pen 21 times and going to the store

Absolutely batshit that there’s so much happening rn that nobody gives half a fuck that they figured out who Jack the Ripper was

BIG DOG

Billy Joel’s right Vienna really is waiting for me

the national parks system makes up about 0.004% of the federal budget and is (by far) the best thing american government has ever achieved. the decision to destroy the crown jewels of our country to save what amounts to effectively no money is fucking insane

I still can’t believe I got my dream job

Hey seasoned lawyers. Can Americans launch a Class Action lawsuit against the president for his Executive Order to privatize and destroy our protected federal lands and National Parks? Is there any legal avenue we, the tax payers have, to protect these lands?

I'm teaching databases this semester at Berkeley. My students all seem unusually brilliant. Not many go to office hours, and not too many folks post on the course forum asking project questions. Weirdly, the exam had the lowest recorded average in my 10 semesters teaching it.

“the type of greed they talk about in the bible” also encompasses just like… not sharing your food with a homeless person. the greed people have now the bible never even fathomed really

grab somebody sexy tell em hey

The bald eagle in Missouri that thought the rock was his egg died 😭

Read the full piece from TIME: time.com/7269604/el-sal…

Starting my dream job tomorrow, time to turn my swag on

If you told 6 year old me that in 20 years I’d be an actual data scientist that works for one of the worlds leading companies in hyperspectral imagery, she’d shit her pants and think you’re lying. I really can’t believe my dreams are coming true.

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This might be one of the funniest things anybody has ever done.

i can't explain it but everything this man does hits