Dear #millennials - before there was White Claw there was #Zuma. #drinkresponsibly

Why is Rite Aid sold out of Cadbury Mini Eggs, YOU MONSTERS???

Also- forgot to bring a reusable bag and was forced to carry my SHAME out in the open: Doritos, Sour Patch Kids, and Oreos.

We are not willing to sacrifice 1-2% of New Yorkers. That’s not who we are. We will fight to save every life we can. I am not giving up.

Will wine kill the #coronavirus? Asking for a friend.

RIP Terrence McNally

Prioritize self care they said. Read, drink tea, meditate, they said. And then I opened the Doritos.

Any ideas on how an out of shape almost 40 year old mom can become the next Katniss Everdeen? #COVID19

Can’t tell if my shortness of breath is #coronavirus or me being out of shape.

THIS 🍬

Remind me why we kept the south again? #CivilWar

In the Election of 2020, you can either vote for this century’s Hitler or your creepy uncle. Choose wisely.

Dear World, Send Help. Sincerely, America

A giant fly landed on Mike Pence’s head as he discussed race in America cause he was FULL OF SHIT!!! #VPDebate 💩💩💩

I never tweet. But I’m making a comeback. HELLO!

CONNIE’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2020: bit.ly/ConnieChristma…

Only a Jersey Catholic would premiere a Christmas Special on the first night of Hanukkah. 🕎 And coincidentally the same night Taylor Swift decides to drop her new album. 💿 So in case you missed it, here’s CONNIE’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2020: bit.ly/ConnieChristma…

Who wants to hear Connie read an advent story?

Its Stages on the Sound Advent Story Time with Connie! This week Connie is telling the story of Our Lady of Guadalupe. Its all about Juan Diego and his FABULOUS tilma! "Seriously, can I get one in my size?" (Connie's words, not the Bible's) youtu.be/om-pEGiZgRo?t=… ⠀ ⠀