Max, you look confused. We'll I think you look like someone who can't read facial expressions. And now you've opened your mouth, you've proved it.

If this doesn't work, Medvedev Plan B is returning serve from Croydon. #Wim

Those boffins from Bristol Harbour Fest programming in a storm coming off the Azores for that real nautical feel. What will they think of next. #NiceWeatherForDucks

The Princess of Wales - just an average club player, but she put in the hours and worked her way up to presenting the Venus Rosewater Dish at Wimbledon. Keep dreaming kids.

Those people getting upset at the behaviour of Gregg Wallace have really upset Gregg Wallace - I hope they have a long hard think.

My LinkedIn has never been busier - loads of invitations to connect with people selling things I don't want, and the business can't afford. Triffic.

Can't believe they took the handle for my Bob Holiness fan account without even asking.

Off for a passionate couple of hours with Margaret Leighton, Muriel Box and Carol Morley. If you're not planning to be there, still time to re-evaluate your life choices? Watershed #CineRedis

I've accepted I'm never getting a jet pack, but at least I should have a heads-up display that pings the age of the actor as I'm watching the film. Thorley Walters 43 How difficult is that?

So many rounded female characters/performances that the camera captures for a moment, moves on from, then returns to later. Yield to the Night Cinema Rediscovered perfect Sunday morning at the movies.

Clare Balding there, watching the cricket with the legends of sport, stars of stage and screen. And Giles Coren.

So Petroc Trelawny took the jacket off and really put his shoulder into that one, bravo.

Maybe the events of the last few days of the campaign will get me back on here. I wouldn't bet on it.