A girl can dream, right?

many are saying j.peterson became convinced he is Kefka from final fantasy 6 (known as final fantasy 3 in the states)during one of his Comas

I think it's hilarious that ever single reply and quote tweet to this is celebrating it (which is good and correct)

Spam accounts are doubling up on the same comment now lmao

There should be a law that if you upload video game music to youtube you have to cut it off at the loop point so that it repeats as seamlessly as possible. And no fade outs either.

Posting to trigger Hilda Lemons

It's funny how in Pokemon games all of the (non-player) characters arcs are just variations of learning to be humble because you're just better than them at literally everything.

Tiktokers are trying to convince me I'm the weird one for being okay letting my kids walk two blocks to get to school

Apropos of nothing I'm going to go research actuarial tables.

Bluetooth was a mistake.

That when Weird Al wanted to make Amish Paradise he asked his manager to get permission, and his manager asked Stevie Wonder since Gangstas Paradise is based on Wonder's Pastime Paradise. That's why Coolio was caught off guard and Al thought he had permission.

lmao why does an automated online service have hours of operation?

Today is my Mom's birthday and that is the only thing of note happening today.

Is there a way to turn off the notification bell for likes not leave it on for replies? I sincerely do not care how many likes my comments get, and I posted a reply to someone else's comment that went viral last night and I've gotten non stop notifications ever since

Congress knows they're in charge of taxes and can avoid all this madness right?

Antichrist is trending? Huh, wonder what that's about.