Napoleon_in_rags (@am_says) 's Twitter Profile
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Stranger in a Strange Land

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Dad Jokes (@dadsaysjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

Kana Sir🕉️ Om Shanti (@kanatunga) 's Twitter Profile Photo

5+ friends are struggling due to early Marriage. ₹2,00,000 a month is a GREAT salary in India. But only under very specific conditions. If you’re 21–30, unmarried, -no big EMIs, -no dependents, -no crushing expectations- ₹2L/month can give you a very comfortable life. -Good

Maitreya Bhakal (@maitreyabhakal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A Jew dies and meets God, and asks Him, "Is it wrong to commit a genocide of Palestinians?" "Yes," God replies. "Damn," says the Jew. "Antisemitism is more widespread than I thought."

Prawin Ganeshan (@prawinganeshan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A woman only remembers two things: the good she did for you, and the bad you did to her. The good you did for her and the bad she did to you are always forgotten.

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I told my therapist: “I feel safest when I do everything alone.” She didn’t even ask why. She just looked at me gently and said:

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There's a quote that I heard from this Muslim man, which I absolutely loved. He said, If you visit someone's house and they open their door to you, and one of the first things you notice is the dust on their chandelier, the dust on their TV, the dust on their table, don't ever go