Billy and E had a ____ in a meadow. A curious ____ came up to say hello! E ____ him and then ate delicious ____ off a vine. Billy missed all of it because he was busy on Twitter calling ____ mid. I picture this being every day of your life with the blanks changed around!

I bet a lot straight men would enjoy having a penis inside of them if they gave it a chance Probably like half of you at least

That what I think, but some economists think apple pies make more sense ☹️

The rightoid culture on X becomes more goofy and delusional by the day!

How long a guy lasts in bed is much less important than his verbal ability in bed

I think that if I were to turn into a fish I would still like to have legs so I could walk on the bottom of the ocean 🤔

My fav part of Twitter is how everything little thing needs to be insanely speculated on Trump’s shoe laces were untied once? It must mean he has aids!

Every girl wants a ripped mid to call her own

Tbh I think Covid was created by a mad scientist experimenting with tomato ice cream I wonder if it is delicious

Imagine not hitting snooze multiple times and just getting out of bed? I’d be too embarrassed to tell anyone

People who have healthy balance in their lives are so ridiculous If I’m not completely obsessed with someone or something I would rather just be in a coma

I just subscribed to the New York Times. This is what reading slop on X has made me resort to

Imagine if you had a giant beagle friend that would let you use their ear as a blanket when you slept? You would be so cozy

Every time I’ve tried to watch these movies I can’t get over how stupid Batman’s voice is Superhero movies are so retarded