We're entering prime spring food season.

"What do you do all day?” me:

Valentine's Day... YUCK! Let me know when it's trash day.

Why are the lids for Burt's Bees always so hard to get off. I feel like I’m breaking my chapstick 😭

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

Hey, has anyone received their W-2 for Walmart's self-checkout yet?

Best DAD on Love Is Blind...this is how you protect!!!! Alex Confessed: - Trump Supporter - Self Described Accident - Unemployed-ish - Shaky Day/Crypto Trader - Non Voter - Unlicensed Trader - Broke Travel Bro - International Womanizer - No Plan - Plays Like a Fool - Liar(?)

things Connor things Connor should keep: should get rid of: #LoveIsBlind

Love love love that you explained what ALPR cameras are because I never understood what they really were. Obscura: A True Crime Podcast

every year that passes, i realize what a gift ive been given to still be alive. it’s a miracle that i ever even drew a sober breath. even if it stopped right there - that would have been a miracle in itself. so many people don’t make it. including friends and loved ones of mine.

trump sure does talk a lot for someone who owes me $2000

Spotify just let me know I was in the top 2% of listeners for BigXthaPlug🦍 🫶🏻😎

These 4 plus Chris webby. All before I go to Puerto Rico. So excited

Watching the final interview with Eric Dane and I could cry. 😥😥

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

if I text you this, it means I’m unemployed #LoveIsBlind

Why the fck do they serve breakfast at 5am in jail ?😭💀

Good news. Alex says he isn’t nervous for his wedding, because he played soccer like 10 years ago #loveisblind

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” the fish: #LoveIsBlind