i was made 4 fall weather .

i hope my heart can forgive me one day for what i've put it through

Funny as hell

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.

7 She definitely was a vibe. Lol

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I just laughed in my head but didn’t even flinch in real life and that’s so weird to me.

Dude tries to destroy a broken TV but ends up fixing it instead

Farts are just asshole burps

Karma Police by Radiohead. I’ve been obsessed with this song since I was a kid!

Millions of years of evolution has led to this

Can we talk about how Coco Puffs don’t taste the same anymore and this will not stand

So I entered a karaoke contest and voting started today! Please vote for me here babes! karaokeko.org/2024/alyssa-be…

Watching Oppenheimer finally but I think I’m too stupid for this movie cause I am l o s t

Come watch me perform at my very first San Antonio Spurs game!

We made the semi finals! Tysm 🫶🏼 Voting for top 8 ends April 11th! Vote here: karaokeko.org/2024/alyssa-be…

I Don’t Wanna Be Your Woman Visualizer out now! youtu.be/gmmPK2HemSY?si…

THIS ISNT LOVE out 9/27! Don’t forget to presave! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/br…