Last Friday, this happened:

Imma need the people/thing listening to me on my phone showing relating ads to stop showing me Taco Bell ads. Hello. This is me alyssa. Stop trying to get me to drive an hour to Taco Bell. Because i will do it.

Carson determines his own hotel ratings based off on whether they have complimentary breakfast or not

Sounds promising

Had a kindergartener tell me today that I’d be crying tonight because i won’t see him until Monday. And let me tell you that kids going places with that kind of self confidence 😂

Well we are doing the dang thing. Another bearcat wedding to happen!!!

In 7 weeks i will have finished my masters in administration in ONE year while holding a full time job, establishing my own career as a positive behavior coach, and a sped teacher, during a year that there was a global pandemic...all at the age of 24. Pretty proud of myself

NETFLIX IS GETTING RID OF PARKS AND REC?????? I AM FUMING. Boycotting Netflix it’s official

During our elementary classroom birthday celebrations, I ensure I am conveniently in the room during the time so I get a cupcake and a juice box too

Extra fries over exercise

I’ll take a big Mac with no pickles pls

I had a dream about steaks last night

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Thanks to the work of a dog-loving police officer, a stolen puppy is back with its rightful owner after a stand-off with police. More: kcpd.org/media/news-rel…

Salad leftover 0/10 recommend

I know I’m getting old when I really enjoy a night with wine and spider solitaire 😂

This could be your view tomorrow 🤩 Single game tickets available now 👉 kcnwsl.com/2QUxy70 #WePlayForKC

We 💙 you, too, KC! One of our officers found this on her patrol car this morning.

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