The fact that my daughter made me sit through 2.5 hours of Avatar only to ask me to leave right as the last big fight scene was starting is so disrespectful 😩

Aubree road her bike away from me after i was trying to correct her steering and said “ugh she’s SO annoying” 🥹 it has begun

Pay off my families farm land and build all my close relatives houses so we could raise our kids on the same farm that raised us 🥹

Blake told Aubree that the day he met her was one of the scariest days of his life bc he knew he was going to fall in love with her and he didn’t know if she’d fall in love with him back and she said “I DID FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU” 🥹🥹 my mf heart

I’ve been trying to get Bennett to take more than 2-3 steps at a time for weeks now and this man damn near walked half way across the room just to show his sister his French fry 🙄 i think I’m being played

Aubree chronicles part 47273: she looked me dead in the eyes last night and said “i learned how to hold in a fart now” so i asked her how she learned to do that and she responded “i just tried to squeeze my butt cheeks together and not let it out and it worked” 😂😂😂

Can’t believe these humans are mine 🥹🤎

I am 90% positive my daughter and nephew are running a fight club out in the woods behind my mama’s house 😂

I am never prepared for what the fuck comes out of Theo Von’s mouth

It’s 2023, why are baby changing stations primarily only in women’s restrooms still?

We’re bringing Mohawks back

I miss Charlie’s chicken

Me listening to Morgan Wallen’s new album everyday

Me making sure none of my friends feel left out:

John Wilkes Booth:

I feel like I’m 15 again with the way Abercrombie has my 29 year old self in a chokehold

We need to bring back leaving casual voicemails for friends and family.

Queen Charlotte got me over here SOBBING at 1:30am

In the final scene when she crawls back under the bed and calls for “farmer George” i absolutely mf lost it.

Hobby lobby is an extremely unsafe environment if Bennett is within its walls 😩