stop asking me "wyd" i'm literally at home reliving the same exact day every day

i was put on this earth to be somebody’s bitch wife who nags all the time

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My death row meal would be poke nachos from yard house in case anyone was curious

The secret lives of mormon wives is so boring & awful just tell us the disgusting details of this “soft swinging” you speak of already for fucks sake

Just gonna pretend charli xcx isnt in chicago tomorrow 🥲💔

[girl who had work today] i had work today :(((((( i went to work today :(((((((( i have a job and i had to go in for it today :(((

DJ’ING FOR CHARLI XCX AT UNITED CENTER TN REAL BRAT SHIT REAL KING SHIT DUHHHHHH

having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree

𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏 𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙆 ❱❱ The legendary Ternion Sound returns for 2 specially curated nights of sound system music! 🌑🔊 To celebrate this momentous occasion we will be running a BOGO special on Night 1 tix until Monday (10/14) @ midnight. Act fast, see you in the dance. 🪩

In a perfect world women would never have to work ever again

sassy little foal lying down with legs crossed unbothered and cheeky

𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ❱❱ We kick off our 2 night @ternionsound residency w/ some of the finest up and comers around! 🌑🔊 Set Times 9 - Chops 9:45 - Stremz 10:30 - Oiister Boiis 11:30 - Criso 12:30 - Ternion Sound 🎟️ for tonight available online/at the door…see you in the dance 🪩

Just cut my finger on a mandolin and saw god

I’m a strong independent woman, but like, against my will.

early results are in!

Working as a therapist during election week is not for the weak

I am so stressed!!!!!! (Screaming into the void)

When will life stop sucking