I went to do some vacuuming only to find that one of the prongs on the plug was bent somehow and now it can’t fit into any of the sockets. I’d like to know how the fuck that happened. Like, how does everything in this house keep breaking?

Trying to figure out what to do with our leftover turkey. do I put it in a pasta sauce? A soup? Do I mix it with mushroom soup and peas and throw it over rice?

I’m gonna have to check that one out.

It’s a shame vehicles don’t run on farts. The way I’m going I could gas up a bus.

Well, I switched phone carriers today, was going to get a new phone but then I saw the price and no thank you. I think I’ll just wait till the next big sale they have.

This is an overly positive, but I’ve done this song and dance routine time and time and time again, and I’m fucking over it.

I just had a dream about Spooky. Now I’m in a shit mood.

The worst part is waiting. I really wish they would’ve made my interview early in the morning so I can get it over with.

Well, that went better than I thought. I had my interview at a health club, and it’s in a really nice plaza. It’s got lots of stuff around so I can go anywhere I want to my lunch break. That is if I start working there.

I want another cat. No one will ever replace Spooky, but I miss the cuddles.

I’ve got one packet of hot chocolate left so I’m going to make use of it.

I promised myself I wouldn’t eat junk food this weekend. But a can of Pringles forced its way into my house.

I laughed a little too hard at this. Ha, hard… no no no, we will resist the joke.

I really need a job, or at least a way to interact with people outside my family. I’m starting to feel trapped. It seems all I’ve been doing lately is domestic stuff and I’m tired of it.

I had stomach troubles, as it were, and I could hardly sleep last night. So today I’m tired, I feel like shit, and I’m really hungry for some reason. Like really hungry.

My phone case is starting to fall apart. Little pieces of plastic are breaking off. Time to hit up Amazon and see if I can find A decent case.

I’m watching Carrie. This is one of my favourite movies.