Year 3 is teaching me why government abandons projects

The only butterfly I know is what they did to my suitcase in high school.

It’s free Congo until a new iPhone drops

Going straight home after payday = protecting your gains.

Police at 2am when you start quoting section 42 of the 1999 constitution:

He didn’t say maybe. He said, SURELY goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.

above all, never force ball

How tf every author the #1 new york times best seller

going through life with a signature i made in grade 7

“you shouldn’t be blowing your own trumpet” Me in 2026:

Apple music users pretending to love their version of wrapped

But why would someone take the light and put it at the end of the tunnel?🫩

This December is on 2.0x speed

Kidoz have insane audacity man you’re crying because I’ve refused to give you whose phone???

dangerous morning to be a microwave

Uganda team just wanted to touchdown Morocco and have intimate vibes with the locals. 😂😂😂

Day 365/365, Thank you God.

my first meal of the year is rice cos i will rise to the top.

My prime ends at my funeral

me sneaking out of my mom's bedroom after turning on her hotspot