Here we go!

£3.99 - bottle of water £2.49 - a bag of crisps £0.99 - carrier bag. wtf is London playing at 🤦‍♂️ daylight robbery.

The most crooked man in global sport - and FIFA as an org no better. You’d think they’d have learned from the Sepp Blatter affair news.sky.com/story/fifa-pre…

No, it’s definitely because Europeans don’t love American cars

Love how we’re talking about global population decline like it’s a bad thing

I think Motherwell FC should look further afield again. Can’t let one man’s individual reasoning for leaving ruin the whole thought experiment. Scottish managers (the ones we could realistically attract) are all shite. Be bold.

Imagine travelling to Atlanta for work, for a completely different reason - and finding your favourite band of all time are playing down the road… AND TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE! Metallica tonight at the Mercedes Benz Arena - all the way from Scotland! LFG! 🤘

An American woman yesterday proudly proclaimed to me that she was from Scotland. Turns out she was from Atlanta (funnily enough). But turns out she was from (and I quote) “The Isle of Wales and I have a clan”. 😂😂

ASKED TO LEAVE THE SHOPPING CENTER. 😂🤦‍♂️

Anyone fancy some Bum Juice?!

Destined for greatness. First full start, MOTM performance and an assist. This kid is a superstar in the making.

Filthy, dirty, sleazy, corrupt to the core. That’s FIFA and Infantino for you. news.sky.com/story/the-poli…

Fantastic listen. One of the first podcasts I’ve ever listened to, and this is frighteningly good. Well worth checking it out 😬🙈👍

I cannot overstate just how annoyed I am at bread and “fresh” fruit & veg going out of date and rotten within about 3.6minutes of leaving the supermarket.

Anyone else getting a bit concerned we haven’t sold Lennon Miller yet?!

Is there anywhere more hellish than the central or northern lines in a London heatwave?!

What a name.

Fair play to them - from what I’ve seen, looks like Oasis played an absolute blinder of a gig in Cardiff last night. Folk that were there got a right treat by the looks of it.

Finn Russell is the best rugby player in the world - there is simply no argument.