Nutbrown😂

Drinking all the old beers in our fridge! Keystone Light 2011 better than Bud Light (no year), Stella 2012 best so far.

Why do I watch Jeopardy? Is it because I’m old because I certainly don’t know any answers!

Why in the hell would you cancel 4th of July fireworks now!?

I ❤️ the TD Bank dancer commercial.

When your husband says maybe I’ll wake up and have my job back.😢

Getting sick of the curveballs in my life. I thought after 50 it would be smooth sailing.

Don’t think I’ll do another cartwheel in my lifetime. Pulled my hamstring.

I was going to cook, but I’m not a mashed potato guy. What about the salads, stuffing, and gravy. Men.😡

If you don’t floss everyday, you should!

Bumper riding anyone?

Scope there it is...

Why do people watch Jeopardy?

Took a stick in the eye looking for golf balls!

Can’t sleep; Chirping crickets are driving my crazy.

Some guy just told me I have beautiful feet.🤢

Don’t cook bacon when you have a Zoom meeting!

Guess bumper riding isn’t a good idea right now!