Fun Fact: If you can eat and read more than 7 fortune cookies in under a minute you can be a world record holder. Just make sure to record it.

If the Chiefs win today I’m going to make this a Mahomes hate account

Another Brother of the Week!

Thank you St. Paul’s Lutheran for offering us such a great service event this Saturday!

You’re looking at the new owner of the Asig Twitter. #USA

Preston loves snoozing outside on chairs. He’s all about those uncomfortable outdoor naps. Maybe it’s the mosquito serenades or the waking-up-like-a-pretzel routine that he finds so appealing. His passion for weird sleeping spots shows how he finds comfort in the unexpected.

Aidan’s cool down method because only 7% of the fraternity reads his “important” emails. I recommend anger management classes…

Yo can someone give me a new banner? This one outdated ash

27 by the defense to catch the dub. Sorry Trent.

The great American bar scene in Berea Ohio ft Zach Bryan

BREAKING: Former #Titans QB Ryan Tannehill has been signed to a 4-month $400 contract with Alpha Sigma Phi BW. Asig is going to have a new QB for intermural’s. Source: me

@shaaravghose3 Pick up basketball history would have been changed without the ankle injury… 🥲

Congrats to everyone who passed this semester 🤠

Congrats to victory lap and Mr.bartendercoop on a great year

Just got done with Chapter, the boys said I need to be better about posting. For each like this post gets, I have to post for that many days in a row. *laughs in Uno Reverse*

Caicco