I hate going to tech events in the USA why did I just have lunch with a guy who explained in detail to the whole table what gell mann amnesia is and what the zizians are

liking nfts is now radically counter cultural enough to wrap around to cool tbh

spending a cultured day admiring fine art

some of you may wonder why I’ve been tweeting less and to tell you the truth I’ve just been enjoying the summer, drinking wine with my friends and making fulfilling life long memories. I’ve never heard of cryptocurrency.

I'm going to be the best sorcerer in modern history

finally made it to Berlin, who’s around?

dear chains getting downgraded on l2 beat in two days there is still time to put me on your security council… I am normal and can be trusted with upgrade keys

I like confidently predicting quantum computing won’t ever happen because I have at least 15 years of looking like a cool outsider contrarian thinker

aleph industries is proud to announce the next generation of zk vms! Our vm is 30x faster than others on selected benchmarks! how did we make it so fast? we kept half a dozen stanford interns awake for 120 hour straight and beat them with sticks till they invented new mathematics

“I set a personal KPI for the number of dates I have to go on a month and I might miss it this month, you around?? 🥺”

just fyi I’m not the cork protocol hacker… I know a lot of you have been saying it like “wow it would be so scary if she went on to the dark side on this one” but it’s not me haha

i spent today procastinating my job and then the library maintainer added the feature I was supposed to add for my client, tbh I think god loves me