I love a small human connection aka me and the Korean guys I borrowed a lighter from yesterday rocking up at the same bar again tonight and laughing when we see each other

"How you laaities doing?!?!" 🎤

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

11 inmates escaped prison today and they all Gemini’s 😭😭😭😭 New Orleans is NOT real

The disappearing ex

the single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood, in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

House of Errors pop up Taipei let’s go!

Made the cutest lil friend in the line, when the mascs clock each other 🫡

Feeling gayer than ever

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

They will destroy the whole world to protect their genocide. The whole world.

just married, cig & drink in hand, sat in front of lime bikes. the king and queen of east london. everything is romantic 💚