hummus is out, baba ghanoush is in

count orlock ass bitch

me last night watching pornchai and belinda finally kiss

mike white if I see you in the streets it’s on sight 👊

watching yellowjackets aka staring at a dark screen and imagining what’s happening 🫶

“maryland drivers this, maryland drivers that” stop ✋ you are ignoring the true menace to our roads: virginia drivers

*at karaoke* “y’all got pick poor robin clean from sinners?”

would it be “for whom the triple dips” or “for whom the dip triples”

“I thought a thespian was a they/them lesbian”

*cockney accent* please sir can I have some macklemore

she’s got sue sylvester eyes

go see outfit trend is a recession indicator

there’s a blonde girl walking around in an giant oversized baby blue suit and matching baby blue flower hair clip and she looks like if sabrina carpenter and david byrne ran into each other really fast

scream queen justin long

things I’m actually afraid of as a (gay) dc resident - aloho/pitchers dance floor at 11:30 PM - giant’s no big bag policy - the walk ins line at district tattoo - red bear wednesday trivia - $150 kiki pride weekend priority pass - the way the aya upstairs floor QUAKES

when you’ve been an all things go hater for years and finally see everyone else catching up to the program

wmata delaying their metro rewind is actually so on brand